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letmebegaytodd

Everyone at camp has their titties out every night, meanwhile Gale's in his comfy clothes like this

BG3 he is so real for that

artistictea

Emperor can you stop talking about the tadpole's potential. FOR TWO MINUTES. (Version without text under the cut)

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BG3

meatfrosting

SOUP’S UP !!!!

hell yeaa love this

mustachioedmoose

headspace-hotel

finnskeeper

What's your word?

I got "spot"

duck I see

avernusreject

Look I am an utter bitch for the trope of characters almost meeting before the events of BG3. Like a wizard Tav being in the same library as Gale. A criminal Tav operating around the same sketchy warehouses and halfway houses Astarion frequented. Karlach guarding Gortash as they walk through a neighborhood an Urchin Tav lived in. Maybe they made eye contact, maybe they didn’t. Either way fate wasn’t ready for them to collide just yet.

huge fan of the idea that noble tav might've been around Gortash or Duke Ravengard and known of the gossip w Wyll younger noble tavs might've played with Wyll when both of their families attended a party. they never really met after that but they do remember playing with a sweet little boy who flourished his toy weapon and looked so heroic then again noble tav could also have been an almost-target for Astarion. someone who he found himself approaching only for some guard or servant to join them and Astarion slinks back into the shadows. Someone would look for tav if they went missing would he be jealous of that? did anyone look for him? either way he brushes them from his mind and moves on to less remarkable prey would tav had made eye contact with Gortash's intimidating (yet really attractive) bodyguard? would they have noticed how she smiled a little at some children playing before shaking her head and becoming stone-faced grrr I wished our backgrounds meant smth bc there's so many good opportunities for them all. I just chose noble bc my first tav was one lmao bg3

jame7t

evilscientist3

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

jame7t

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

8-bitmonkey

shadow-von-vamp

i cannot bring myself to tag my mutuals in things i think they would like cause it makes me feel like this

afemwolfboy

mustachioedmoose

continent-of-wild-endeavor

Job interview tip I got from a tiktok but it's genius:

If you were unemployed for a while, they're going to ask if you can explain the gap in your resume. Unless you were actually doing something cool & relevant, this is hard to answer in a way that makes you sound like a good corporate cog. So here's the best and infallible answer -

No you cannot, because you signed an NDA.

You now sound mysterious, desirable, worldly, experienced. They can't even really ask you more about it! Perfect.

weird-mcgee

This tip isn't genius.

You can give general details even after signing an NDA, and the interviewer can absolutely ask about them. What type of work were you doing? What references can you provide for that time period? What sector was the job in? What skills did you learn from it?

If you're going for a non-office job, claiming to have an NDA will sound weird at best and might make the interviewer decide you're not worth the drama. If you're going for a professional job, the interviewer will be familiar enough with NDAs to be suspicious.

There are plenty of reasonable excuses for a resume gap that won't raise any red flags. You had a family situation which has now been resolved; you took time off to explore starting your own business but found you preferred working in a more traditional employment structure; you had a baby; you took classes; there was a fucking pandemic on. Your interviewer doesn't care too much, they just want to know it's something that won't be a problem during employment (so no "I sent bomb threats to my workplace and that was when the case was ongoing").

Please don't learn professional skills from TikTok. Most of them are coming from teenagers who have no idea how interviews actually work.